When I was a kid, I loved the brilliant satirical songs of mathematician/musician Tom Lehrer who is thankfully still with us at age 95.
One of my favorites was “Be Prepared,” which I can quote at length since Lehrer, unlike most other songwriters, has put his songs and lyrics in the public domain. What a guy!
“Be prepared!
That’s the Boy Scout’s marching song
Be prepared!
As through life you march along
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well
Don’t write naughty words on walls if you can’t spell"
Sadly, the last stanza is a little less satirical now then it was back in the 1950s when Lehrer wrote it, though it’s still pretty clever.
But it would take one extraordinary satirist to write a version of “Be Prepared” for what we are going through in these times. I wonder if even Aristophanes or Jonathan Swift could do it.
Apropos, popping up on my computer as I type this, in the second longest of the Jan 6 sentencings so far, Joseph Biggs of the Proud Boys has just been given 17 years in federal prison.
What did Biggs do to merit so much of his life behind bars? According to the NY Post: “Biggs and other Proud Boys joined the mob that broke through police lines and forced lawmakers to flee, disrupting the joint session of Congress for certifying the electoral victory by Biden, a Democrat.”
No word on how many of the Proud Boys were government agents urging the boys to break through those lines. Judge Timothy Kelly didn’t seem to care. He deemed the boys to be “terrorists.”
Biggs, on the other hand, demurred. “I know that I messed up that day,” Biggs told the judge just before being sentenced, “but I’m not a terrorist.”
Poor Biggs. He was evidently not “prepared.”
Nor was a man named Theodore Deutscher of Henderson, Tennessee, a military veteran of eight years. At approximately 6:40 a.m. on Aug 16, an FBI SWAT team raided his house, and shot and killed him.
From the Tennessee Star: “Deschler’s mother, who was not named in a local WBBJ TV report, described the killing.
“It was a senseless act,” she reportedly said. “You know Teddy was a 100 percent disabled veteran. He had problems. He had severe PTSD. He had depression but he was getting help for it, but this was senseless. He didn’t have a weapon on him. He was just trying to get out of the house because it was filled with tear gas.”